No can do

Since yesterday, i have been in charge of the fort. Last night i closed thousand doors and four thousand windows. I even strategically arranged the lights and the windows to remain open so as to give the enemy the impression of a fort manned to its brink. I was supposed to take a round at the dong of 3 but somehow i missed it and took it at 4. No harm done, fort was not invaded.

In the morning i woke myself up before six. I was annoyed to discover that the keys went missing until i located them only to entertain myself to the following pleasurable tasks. I opened four thousand windows and one thousand doors. But somehow i was MIA at the main gate and it remained unopened at the right moment, so now the scullery maids are MIA.

Oh well! In my defense, i am new to this, heck i will always be new to this! Don't expect me to get up early and be coherent. Actually, don't expect me to adhere to structures, for i have too much character to fall prey to any.

So there!